[looks at the camera] They got the legs out and said "You know what? The good news is I don't think anyone is gonna miss Shatterstar, he was a bit of a prick. This is crazy. A staple from the Marvel comic books, Domino is a fellow mutant and X . Let me die while I am over 100 so I can die like Detroit did." - by Deadpool. Say fuck for me. I was a soldier. : Company Credits You're not a fuckin' hero. Deadpool 2. [Negasonic Teenage Warhead throws a food container at Deadpool, knocking the smartphone off his hand. Say whatever it is you're here to say. SPOILER WARNING: The following article contains major spoilers for Deadpool 2. Ah, planets. I'll take a cranberry-grapefruit vodka. 1 #11 (June 1992). Cable: Wade Wilson: Do you want to build a snowman? Were still good.Domino: F***, you are dumb.Deadpool: Even after all this time, I still cant talk about it. You're in the big leagues now, kid! [Deadpool blocks the first bullet, then misses the rest]. Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu and threatened him with great violence? For quotes from the Deadpool comic books, see here. I'm done.". Wade, is that you? Deadpool 2 (2018) quotes. Were not, theres no X-Force!Peter: Alright, well, this has been pretty scary!Deadpool: Go home, Sugarbear. Peter Deadpool: You are not judge, jury or executioner. I bet fifty years from now we'll be bestest buddies. Wade Wilson: By the time the movie's end credits roll, Deadpool 2 has established a new (and far less accident-prone) X-Force lineup of Deadpool, Cable, Domino, Firefist, and Dopinder the cabbie. Weasel: And last, but not least. Domino Accidental double entendres! - Deadpool: Not now, Dopinder.". What a dick. Yeah, but you're, you know, Marvel licensed by Fox. Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. But here we are, trying to overcome our differences. We need them tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise ten to twelve years. I cant protect you. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Is anybody nervous about the high winds? Where is he? Alright, let's flip a coin, okay? [whispers to Peter] Deadpool: Is that a fanny pack? I have one right now. Weasel: Cast Ryan Reynolds. I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching it into space where it can't not hurt us ever again. That's fine. Deadpool: [blood splatters on the script and cuts to Reynolds' face with a gunshot wound in the forehead, he drops revealing Deadpool behind him with a gun]. Deadpool: [as hes dying] Can you see it? You don't wanna hurt anyone. Deadpool: Is that a fanny pack? I just saw the ad and thought it looked fun.Deadpool: Youre in.Weasel: Yeah.Dopinder: F***! [in their cell] Deadpool: Deadpool: [suddenly blood splatters on the script, we see Reynolds is shot in the head, as he drops we see Deadpool behind with a gun]Deadpool: Youre welcome, Canada. And nobody fucking realizes it. All you dirty mutants are gonna rot in hell with the boy! Codswallop. Don't look, it'll only make it worse. Olivia Singh. I only do over the pants mouth stuff! You got me. You can't stop him / Ah-ah-ah-ah / You can't stop this / Motherfucker! Oh, yes. [to prison goon] That's, like, my favorite Marvel character ever, but you should never meet your heroes, because honestly, he's a bit of a dick! I think he did. Meet Domino Here's what the cast of 'Deadpool 2' looks like in real life. Deadpool: The point is, our group will be forward-thinking. [Firefist presses the number 7 and unlocks the collar]. Fine. What a d**k. Well, guess what, Wolvie? This is a joke directed right at the most intense comic book fans in the audience. I really liked her, you know? Now, if youll excuse me, Ive got tumors to grow. Tails, you did it for me. My name's Peter. Colossus: [to Wade Wilson] I'm the asshole who got away. Deadpool: But now, being a hero, it's only a few moments. Domino: I love dubstep! And I need to feed my cat! You think we didn't jump out of the plane because of a light breeze? Just walk away!Peter: But were X-Force!Deadpool: Nope! Hmm? Deadpool: : Okay. - Weasel. [speaking about his ex-wife] No, it isn't. Copyright 2023 | All Rights Reserved | All images are copyright of their respective owners | Stock images by Depositphotos, 'Listen to the pain. Tenors Im going to touch them all over. No, dip-for-brains, my birth control device. Hey, big guy, the sun's getting real low. And believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film. Juggernaut: F***! She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit. He's an over-the-top meathead who perfectly summarizes himself with this one line as he prepares for a brawl. See? But Cable . Oh, gosh. Deadpool: I aint letting Cable get to him, even if I have to teabag him to death. Ryan Reynolds stars as Wade Wilson/Deadpool. Don't scratch! I know it's called a Sea Breeze. Peter is a pure delight for the few minutes he receives on screen. Pick on someone your own size! Or better yet, head back a little further, kill baby Hitler.Cable: I use a device to slide through time. [Upon seeing the newly transformed Deadpool/Weapon XI] "You Can't Stop This Mother F***er". Here's a spoiler alert. Domino: Okay, Im over the convoy. Deadpool: [he hears a knife open]Deadpool: Is there a knife in my d**k?Cable: Theres a knife in your d**k, yes. I'm never gonna dance again. No line better encapsulates Deadpool 2 than his seemingly final words for Russell. Deadpool: But I did take eighth grade Spanish, so donde esta la biblioteca? My body is an instrument of death. "I just saw the ad and thought it looked fun." : We ranked all the best quotes and one-liners in "Deadpool" ahead of the release of "Deadpool 2." Check out these hilarious jokes from the movie starring Ryan Reynolds. I know you're gonna say legs! Deadpool And that's why "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" is pure pornography. I was a soldier. No, we are most certainly not fucked. [Deadpool / Wade Wilson says his goodbyes to all those around him, and while "dying"]. Published May 14, 2022. No one's ever changed you. [fighting the Juggernaut] X-Men! Deadpool: Where did the rest of the team land?Deadpool: Good news and bad news. When she randomly jumps onto a moving vehicle, she's able to land directly in the passenger's seat. She is a mutant and mercenary who possesses the ability to manipulate probability in her favor, giving the effect of incredible luck. Domino : Whatever. Deadpool: "Doing the right thing is messy. We'll let karma take care of him. Nope! Ha! Wade Wilson: You know the one. Deadpool: As one of only two survivors of a government experiment called Project: Armageddon, Neena Thurman gained the ability to manipulate luck and became the mercenary, Domino. Deadpool: Make it quick. Juggernaut: He hurt you badly. Go get 'em, tiger! You used the last of your fuel. So you're from the future? I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie. I'd like to go home. This might not be the family you want, but it's the family you need. - Blind Al. Im going to go make dessert. But one day, your old pal Wade's gonna ask you to get back in the saddle again. So, youre from the future. Don't you say legs! Cool. That came out wrong. No more! [the Vanisher hits electrical wires and gets electrocuted]. [to Wade] Deadpool: AH! Gender neutral. Including the one inside your brain, causing anxiety, confusion, pain. Wade, Yukio. The X-Men character is a deadly assassin with impossibly good luck. I spent ten years in Special Forces! Yes. I want to become a contract killer. Wade Wilson: Yeah, you got a big, old stinky in there, don't you? 50. Deadpool: You know, it has always been a dream of mine, to see my face reflected in your helmet as you charge at me with murderous intent. Wade Wilson: : huge, steaming ball of foreshadowing. I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up. Tell me they got that in slow motion. Deadpool 2 is a black comedy superhero 2018 film based on the comic book series of the same name and serves as a sequel to the 2016 film Deadpool. That wasn't me. [just then Vanisher lands in a ball of fire]Deadpool: Nope, no chance. Shes gone.Blind Al: Sweetheart, can you speak up? Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst. But in this film, well, youre looking at it. From now on, well be known as X-Force.Domino: Isnt that a little derivative?Deadpool: I dont recall asking your opinion, Peter!Peter: That wasnt me. [Weapon XI appears in front of Wolverine]. (You can . We should go before Fuckernaut wakes up. Juggernaut! You become everything he says you are, but worse. Settle down, Captain Lucky, it's not gonna be one number. Because of me, hes going to know what real love looks like.Cable: Because of you, Ill always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like.Deadpool: Im a grower, not a shower.Domino: I shouldve finished college. [to Cable] Domino Deadpool: That is *so* not practical. Deadpool Sweetheart, could you speak up? I loved her. That's why you're such a little bastard. Kirsten? Wade Wilson: We're definitely naming our kid Cher! Lady Luck, take the wheel. I hope the Academy is watching. Deadpool 3 is on the cusp of finally becoming a reality, with the live-action film reportedly set to . : Deadpool 2 has exceeded the bar set by Deadpool in almost every possible regard, including memorable and hilarious one-liners. Come on. Almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man.". He's dead, too. This funny line from the trailers still managed to deliver laughs when repeated again in theaters. Deadpool: And everyone not on the helicopter! Headmaster: : Warning: SPOILERS ahead for Deadpool 2. Deadpool: He needs you. Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is. Something I could never master. : "Family was always an f-word for me." Those bullets were, like, super fast. [jumps out of building and lands on knees]. I wouldn't ask him to do that if I were you. You're in. However, as the movie goes on this line becomes key in understanding who Deadpool is and what drives his quest in Deadpool 2. He winds up a music box and places it on his desk. Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta! You did this for me? From $1.40. You're just a kid. Wade Wilson: This is crazy. [Tag: killing, team, youth ] more on this quote . And all I want to do is grab her and see her and tell her that Im sorry, and I cant. Baby's crib is labeled 'A. Where was I? Um, I just saw the ad. Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father, and then have consensual sex with their sister?Vanessa: I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.Deadpool: No, Im pretty sure Luke nailed her.Vanessa: Baby, thats Empire. [cracks knuckles and sighs. Im dying in this one, too. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Deadpool No more speaking lines for you. He sees Deadpool playing Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" on his smartphone before covering his ears]. : The point is, our group will be forward thinking. But theres a reason why Im here, and Ill know when I know. Turns out Domino is a bit of a badass and maybe possibly mildly lucky. I'm gonna stop you right there cause I'm not gonna make it to two. Dont do it. Joi 'SJ' Harris, 40, was killed when the motorcycle she was riding crashed through a window of the Shaw Tower near Jack Poole Plaza on Canada Place Way. Literally, solid, powder white with a black eye tattoo over her left eye. X-Men? Isn't that how it always works? - Domino I'm gonna meet you in the middle and say no. Domino Deadpool: [travels back in time before Peter is killed] Peter!Peter: Wooh! Wade Wilson: I have three questions then. [suddenly Weapon XI is shot in the head by the current time traveling Deadpool] Deadpool: Hey! What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut? Yes, you are. Deadpool: No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her. We're better than that! What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? Colossus: Bad news is the whole team is dead. Deadpool Men! I know you can! Deadpool: Alright. We need 'em tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10-12 years. Dopinder: Peter Firefist: Cable Diarrhea? You know what we need to do? [Cable gets out a gun and Deadpool draws his swords] (You can . You dont want to hurt anyone.Russell: How do you know what I want?Deadpool: Because Ive been inside you. You're not a fucking hero. [Russell uses his power to throw Deadpool aside]Cable: Wonderful kid.Russell: You cant stop me, Wade! Domino Fuck your rules! Do you see that beautiful bright light? Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs Wade Wilson: No it isn't. George Michael was right. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. Bad ass, that's all you've got. No, I'm gonna stick around for a while and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion. I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home." . That youll start judging people not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.Cable: Jesus. Domino Rock, meet Bottom. I dont mean right now.Juggernaut: [grabs Deadpool by the neck and pulls him off the ground] Im going to rip you in half now.Deadpool: That is such a Juggernaut thing to say. Traffic? Deadpool: With that in mind, our guide to creating your own Domino costume includes info on both the original and movie versions of the super-heroine's appearance. Deadpool: You know what we need to do? This line is right on the money. Terry Crews plays Bedlam, a member of X-Force, in "Deadpool 2." But this version of a team of more edgy X-Men mutants doesn't last long in the movie. Deadpool: [referring to Vanessa] I loved her. [turns on time-travel device] You need to just keep living.Deadpool: Thank you, Matthew McConaughey, your words are a treasure.Blind Al: Listen to the pain.